You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.

We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore! Did he just throw my cat out of the window? Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance.